I know of no greater way to judge a person's character than to play Rock, Paper, Scissors with them.

If you can't find anything within yourself to appreciate classical music, you are, indeed, a douche bag. That shit is beautiful.

Arguments against raising the minimum wage are the same shit rich bastards have been peddling since the Industrial Revolution when everyone made a quarter an hour and kids getting their fucking hands cut off in machinery was generally accepted. Upton Sinclair, anyone?