Arguments against raising the minimum wage are the same shit rich bastards have been peddling since the Industrial Revolution when everyone made a quarter an hour and kids getting their fucking hands cut off in machinery was generally accepted. Upton Sinclair, anyone?

No, you do not deserve a job simply because of your race, gender, creed, or the prejudices of yore.

It's an unpopular opinion to dump on kids; but I don't care. Kids are fucking gross. They're loud, stupid, tactless, disgusting, clumsy, and ugly. They don't contribute anything to society for at least 18 years when they can finally do a somewhat adequate job of flipping my burger. They are quite literally leeches from the … Continue reading Kids are Awful and Why You’re a Piece of Shit for Having Them