Top 44 Things Women Put on Their Tinder Profile


  1. “Just a Pam looking for her Jim.”
  2. “I have a kid that is my whole world.”
  3. “NO HOOKUPS!”
  4. “I’m basically like Jess from New Girl.”
  5. “I probably swiped left on my soulmate.”
  6. “I probably swiped right for you dog.”
  7. (a statement notating their obsession with tall men).
  8. “I watch Parks and Rec.”
  9. “My hair is (insert color) now.”
  10. “Not your unicorn.”
  11. “I have my own house and car.”
  12. “Why does every guy have a pic of him holding a fish?”
  13. “NO DICK PICS!”
  14. “I hate Tinder.”
  15. (Some collection of emojis)
  16. (A picture of them doing a yoga pose in front of the Grand Canyon or some other scenic backdrop.)
  17. “Though she be little, she is fierce.”
  18. “Whiskey in a teacup.”
  19. Snapchat or Instagram name.
  20. “I didn’t mean to superlike you.”
  21. “I’m barely on here.”
  22. “Live, Laugh, Love.”
  23. “Here for a good time, not a long time.”
  24. “My friends made me do this.”
  25. (A list of pros and cons for dating them.)
  26. (A list of tongue in cheek reviews from friends and family members.)
  27. “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. – Wayne Gretzky– Michael Scott
  28. (Some other reference from The Office.)
  29. “Swipe in the direction of your political affiliation.” (or opposite)
  30. (The gym selfie!)
  31. “(insert random name) is my spirit animal.”
  32. “Message me first.”
  33. “If you’re just looking for sex, swipe left.”
  34. (Some statement notating an obsession with beards and tattoos.)
  35. (The number of tattoos they have.)
  36. “Don’t be a creep.”
  37. “Going to delete this soon.”
  38. “Don’t waste my time.”
  39. (Their Myers-Briggs type.)
  40. “Call her daddy.”
  41. (Some drivel describing their astrology obsession.)
  42. “Giving this another try.”
  43. “Looking for a father figure for my dog.”
  44. (ABSOLUTELY NOTHING)

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