- “Just a Pam looking for her Jim.”
- “I have a kid that is my whole world.”
- “NO HOOKUPS!”
- “I’m basically like Jess from New Girl.”
- “I probably swiped left on my soulmate.”
- “I probably swiped right for you dog.”
- (a statement notating their obsession with tall men).
- “I watch Parks and Rec.”
- “My hair is (insert color) now.”
- “Not your unicorn.”
- “I have my own house and car.”
- “Why does every guy have a pic of him holding a fish?”
- “NO DICK PICS!”
- “I hate Tinder.”
- (Some collection of emojis)
- (A picture of them doing a yoga pose in front of the Grand Canyon or some other scenic backdrop.)
- “Though she be little, she is fierce.”
- “Whiskey in a teacup.”
- Snapchat or Instagram name.
- “I didn’t mean to superlike you.”
- “I’m barely on here.”
- “Live, Laugh, Love.”
- “Here for a good time, not a long time.”
- “My friends made me do this.”
- (A list of pros and cons for dating them.)
- (A list of tongue in cheek reviews from friends and family members.)
- “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. – Wayne Gretzky– Michael Scott
- (Some other reference from The Office.)
- “Swipe in the direction of your political affiliation.” (or opposite)
- (The gym selfie!)
- “(insert random name) is my spirit animal.”
- “Message me first.”
- “If you’re just looking for sex, swipe left.”
- (Some statement notating an obsession with beards and tattoos.)
- (The number of tattoos they have.)
- “Don’t be a creep.”
- “Going to delete this soon.”
- “Don’t waste my time.”
- (Their Myers-Briggs type.)
- “Call her daddy.”
- (Some drivel describing their astrology obsession.)
- “Giving this another try.”
- “Looking for a father figure for my dog.”
- (ABSOLUTELY NOTHING)
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